Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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