Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I have peed in a lot of sinks
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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