ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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