I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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