we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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