I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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