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she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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