frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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