Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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