you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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