So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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