How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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