she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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