Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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