So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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