wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Randomize
