big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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