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kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Welp...herpes.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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