Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
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