I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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