Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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