Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
soo... how was my night?
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