3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Randomize
