the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
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I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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