What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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