white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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