it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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