is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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