When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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