I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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