I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
My balls are so social today.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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