I love black thongs
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Is this like a preordered booty call?
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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