how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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