he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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