Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Dick very happy bro
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
You are a genius and a whore.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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