I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
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