in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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