Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I have demons in me.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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