Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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