College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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