I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Randomize
