She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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