ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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