Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
her vagine was all disorganized.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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