everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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