you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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