But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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