so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
please come you make the beer taste better
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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