Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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