i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
There's even glitter on my cock...
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